Stable Genius
The original · 67% of orders
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PREMIUM UNSCENTED LEAKPROOF DOG WASTE BAGS
Loovina™ Satire Dog Poop Bags
Loovina™ Satire Dog Poop Bags
60 plant-based, leak-proof dog poop bags printed on the inside with the face you'd rather scoop than support. Compostable in 90 days, 9 x 13 in, unscented. The most satisfying thing you'll buy all year, and the easiest gift for any dog owner, coworker or relative who's had enough.
Plant-based corn film, compostable in 90 days (ASTM D6400)
18-micron leak-proof film, leak-tested 3 times
Generous 9 x 13 in bags: covers your hand, fits every breed
60 bags per box on 4 rolls of 15, easy-tear perforations
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The specifics
The specifics
- Material: plant-based PSM (corn-derived PBAT + PLA + corn starch)
- Compostability: industrial, 90 days, ASTM D6400
- Per box: 60 bags, 4 rolls of 15
- Bag size: 9 x 13 in, great for all breeds
- Strength: 18 µm film, leak-tested 3x
- Scent: unscented
- Ink: non-toxic, water-based, printed on the inside
- Made in a BSCI-certified facility, recycled packaging
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
Free shipping on every US order. Orders ship within 2 to 3 business days and arrive 7 to 14 business days later with a tracking number sent by email.
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
If the bags leak, tear or simply don't make you smile, write to hello@loovina.com within 30 days and we refund you. No questions asked.
Loovina™ Satire Dog Poop Bags
Stable Genius
Regular price
$17.47
Regular price
Sale price
$17.47
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Loovina™ Satire Dog Poop Bags
Stable Genius
Regular price
$17.47
Regular price
Sale price
$17.47
Unit price
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per
Built for the walk, not the landfill.
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Plant-based
Corn-derived film, compostable in 90 days. Great for eco-minded neighborhoods and everyday walks.
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Leak-proof
18-micron plant-based film (PSM), leak-tested three times. No mess, no surprises.
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Generous size
9 x 13 in bags cover your whole hand: sanitary pick-up and hassle-free disposal for any breed.
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Printed inside
Turn the bag inside out and the character appears exactly where they belong. Non-toxic water-based ink.
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Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Thank you for making the world less shitty
The revolution will not be stepped on
Enlist your dog in the fight
Long live the leashed
Four steps. One satisfying conclusion.
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01 · Peel
Tear one bag from the roll on the perforated line. Feel the resistance flowing through your veins.
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02 · Collect
Scoop the waste with a plant-based bag made in a BSCI-certified facility committed to ethical production. The kleptocracy hates this.
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03 · Dispose
Bin it however you like. You're free to choose the manner of disposal, while it's still a free country.
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04 · Feel
A profound sense of accomplishment: you just spoke truth to power, one walk at a time. We're proud of you.
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Meet the cast.
A growing roster of characters you'd rather scoop than support. Bag the one you can't stand most.
The Deuce
New release · Catching up
Kennedizine
New release · Steaming hot
Other bags don't want this conversation.
We're not cheaper. We're better.
| Loovina™ | Typical "eco" brand | Cheap imitation | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Material | Plant-based starch (PSM) | Recycled HDPE | Virgin LDPE |
| Film thickness | 18 µm | 15 µm | 12 µm |
| Extra leak-proof | Try your luck | ||
| Ink | Non-toxic water-based | Non-compostable oil ink | No ink, very boring |
| Scent | Unscented | Floral | Plastic odor |
| Per bag (avg.) | $0.24 to $0.29 | $0.08 | $0.04 |
| Fights fascism | No | No |
Things people actually ask.
Is this actually compostable?
Yes. Industrial composting in 90 days, certified ASTM D6400. In a backyard pile it takes a few months depending on heat, humidity and your soil. We're honest about that.
Will my dog walker think I'm insane?
Quite possibly. Several customers told us their walker asked for their own box. We took the worst part of dog ownership and made it great again.
Do the bags really not leak?
18-micron plant-based film, leak-tested three times before packing. Thicker than most "eco" bags and far thicker than the cheap ones.
Which character should I pick?
Stable Genius is the original and two thirds of orders. The Deuce and Kennedizine are the new releases. Can't decide? Grab the 3-pack and rotate.
How does the bundle pricing work?
One box is 60 bags. Add 2 boxes and 10% comes off automatically at checkout, 3 boxes and it's 15% off. Every order ships free in the US.
How long is shipping?
Free US shipping, 7 to 14 business days after a 2 to 3 day processing window, tracking sent by email.
Petty? Maybe. Effective? Yes.
Politics is exhausting. Walking your dog shouldn't be. These bags mix political satire with pet care so a demoralizing news cycle doesn't leave you despondent. Experience the intangible satisfaction of smashing a politician's face into doggie doo-doo. Guaranteed to make you feel better.
What 320 dog owners are saying
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Marvin B. Jul 2026Verified buyerIt's just perfectReminds me of the real thing! Also full of sh!t. Thick bags, no leaks, and my neighbors ask where I got them every single morning.
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Jose G. Sep 2026Verified buyerAwesome!Bought the 3-pack for the whole family. The bags are genuinely good quality, and the face inside is the best part of my walk.
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Anonymous Aug 2026Verified buyerI feel like I'm doing my partGreat bags, they make me feel like I'm doing my part! No bag in the history of mankind has ever been this satisfying. Winning.